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![]() Hey guys, the holidays brings with it lots of stress and anxiety. Here is a sure way to get your ladies relaxed and in the mood for a rewarding evening. Leave a message telling her that you have taken care of dinner, pick up her favorite take-out, rent one of these great movies and see where the evening goes. Make the evening all about her. I am sure you will be pleasantly surprised with the outcome and I know she will be thrilled that you were thinking of her. Netflix lets you rent, watch and return DVDs from home - Try free for 2 weeks “Singles” Romantic comedy about six of Seattle’s young people, most of who live in the same apartment building and whose lives revolve around the city’s ever-expanding music scene. The inter-related stories about each character’s progress through the singles scene are intriguing and often very funny, and the soundtrack is a grunge fanatic’s dream, with the likes of Pearl Jam and Mudhoney. (Be on the look-out for the Eddie Veder cameo and Jeremy Piven scene!)
“I just happened to be nowhere near your neighborhood.” (I totally wish someone would just show up at my door saying something that sweet.) Cliff: Sometimes. (This is a touchy subject and brutal honesty doesn’t always work.)
Memorable quote or line(s) from the movie- “I am just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” (Gut-wrenching, I know. Hard core Velveeta cheese but it always makes me weak in the knees.) “Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I am going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.” “Oh, sod a dog. I’ve made the wrong decision, haven’t I?”
Memorable quote or line(s) from the movie-
Ben: Who is Princess Sophia? (Andie points to his crotch) Andie: Little, big, little, big…I don’t know…we will find out! Ben: You can’t name my member… Princess Sophia. Andie: Yes, I can. Ben: If you are going to name my… member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King! (Anyone care to share the name of their member and the story behind it?)
Memorable quote or line(s) from the movie- Jonathon: Maybe I am just getting cold feet. Dean: I’m telling you right now British women do not age well. Eight years ago she was a luscious treat, you know, she probably looked like, you know, Baby Spice now she looks like…. Jonathon: Old Spice
Memorable quote or line(s) from the movie- “You shut your mouth when you are talking to me!” “Did you do the motor boat?” “We gotta go. I got a stage five clinger. I’m gonna go start the car…I don’t think you understand the seriousness of the situation, stage five VIRGIN clinger.”
“Romantic? Hemmingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.” “I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of my time.”
Memorable quote or line(s) from the movie- “After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, he is gone!”
Memorable quote or line(s) from the movie- {mosgoogle right}“Three tomatoes are walking down the street, poppa tomato, momma tomato, and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. The poppa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him, says: “Ketchup!” (Totally stupid joke but it gets me every time especially with Mia’s delivery.) “English, Motherfucker! Do-You-Speak-It?” Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: No! Jules: Then why do you try and fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Mia: Don’t you hate that? Vincent: What? Mia: Uncomfortable silence. Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? Vincent: I don’t know. That’s a good question. Mia: That’s when you know you found someone special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and enjoy the silence. Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Pumpkin: Which one is it? Jules: It’s the one that says Bad Motherfucker!
Memorable quote or line(s) from the movie- “I don’t think there is anything worse than being ordinary.” “I was hoping you’d give me a bath. I am very, very dirty.”
Memorable quote or line(s) from the movie- “You’re no messiah. You’re a movie of the week. You’re a fucking t-shirt- at best.” Comments (0)
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