This is actually a very funny video. It is a commercial for a cell phone video messaging company and it is very clever. I don't want to give it away but Carlo might be in for a rude awakening when he finally meets Samantha. It is very interesting the amount of our identity we can hide or change on the internet without that much work. This actually happened to a friend of mine when he went out with some "girl" that he met on the internet. It turned out that this "girl" was actually a guy. We still make fun of him to this day but needless to say it is the last internet date he ever went out on. I have plenty of friends that have had great experiences with online dating but all you need is that one and it can scar you for life. Enjoy the video though. I think you will get a kick out of it.
The first commercial is for the most read newspaper in Sweden. In my opinion it is the funniest of the four commercials. The expression on the guys face to the right of the screen is hilarious. The second clip is a very funny commercial to motivate people to get in shape. I think after watching it, any out of shape guy decided that it was time for them to go on a diet. The third video clip continues with the "cheering on" theme. Personally I think the Terry Tate office linebacker commercials were funnier to improve office morality and production and I probably would have used that video here instead. The final scene is kind of funny but the slogan for the commercial is what makes it priceless. It is for a picture development company and in the video some guy takes a picture of himself on someone else's camera with his pants down around his knees. The slogan is "We blow up your favorite holiday picture." I hope this help to brighten your day or at least put a smile on your face.
This is great political satire from the Presidential debates courtesy of Youstrip. From the video: "This is somewhat of an experiment. This is something that they had never done before. What you are about to see is untried. They were not exactly sure how it was going to work. The Presidential candidates on the stage didn't know how it was going to work, neither did their campaigns and frankly they all thought it was a good thing." Watch and enjoy. I am not sure who's expressions afterwards I liked better, Obama's or Hillary Clinton's. Judging from Hillary's smiles and little giggles, maybe the rumors of her are actually true.
Some of these pen twirling maneuvers almost look like they were done with trick photography. If I did not know how to do many of these twirls myself, I would seriously believe that it was trick photography. All you need is a lot of down time and you too can learn these cool useless tricks. Sadly I used English class in high school to learn these gimmicks instead of learing proper grammer. Enjoy the cool compilation video below and I am also including a how to video so you can become a pen twirling champion (or banana twirling champion) in no time.
So last week somebody posted on our forums a pretty funny Sexual Innuendo Music Video called Pakwit - In Slow-Mo. I thought this was a very clever video and it helped that it had a hot chick in it and a catchy tune. Well I found another video on youtube by this same artist called Invisible Ride (Ghost Whippin'). The description is Pantless Knights Productions has discovered a new cultural phenomenon known as "ghost whipping". (Not to be confused with "ghost riding".) It is another funny video with a catchy tune but not as much hot chick. My only request for the next video is to bring back more sexy chicks. I am including both videos below for you to enjoy.
I believe that both of these songs will eventually be available for purchase on iTunes but I could only find invisible ride on there for now. If you like it you can purchase it here on iTunes.
I found this great video on youtube of this hot girl in a bikini opening a beer bottle with her boob and it got me thinking. What other cool things can women do with their boobs that would drive men wild. Being that I only searched on youtube I was not able to find much so I thought I would pose the question to you guys. I found some women lifting kegs with their massive mammaries and others crushing cans or crushing watermelons with their boobies. I did not find this hot or sexy at all which is why i decided not to post them. There were plenty that could make their boobs bounce and while I thought that was cool, I figured male body builders do that too so again decided not to post those. That left me with a girl demonstrating how to open a beer bottle with her boobs and a chick pouring beer in another chicks mouth while holding the bottle with just her boobs. While these were two great concepts I was hoping you guys had more that I was leaving out. So let me know, but in the meantime check out these two "Boob Trick" performances below.
This video is absolutely insane. I don't know who this roller guy is but I think he is a French designer, at least that is all I could find in wikipedia when I searched his name Jean-Yves Blondeau. He has a few videos on the internet but there is not much information on him other than he created this Buggy Rollin' suit which is what you see him wearing in the videos. Does anyone know more about him? Is he a famous daredevil? Has he taken on other feats other than this Swiss Alps video? He kind of reminds me of a real life Transformer, going from car to human. You can supposedly travel up to 60 miles an hour on this bizarre suit of wheels. I am surprised it has not caught on as an Olympic event or at least be a part of the X games. If anyone has anymore information on him or if this really is a sport, let me know.
Well I was just going to put the lyrics for Juvenile Slow Motion here but literally he says "slow motion for me" around 16 million times and I got tired of hitting copy and paste over and over. I will give you the one part of the chorus that I like and think is very fitting for both of these videos:
Uh I like it like that she working that back I don't know how to act
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, slow motion for me, move it slow motion for me
Pick up Juvenile Slow Motion from iTunes here
I hope you like these two great slow motion videos
Seinfeld was a staple show on NBC for so many years because it was a show about nothing. What did you do today? I posted on Mannpill, promoted on some of the social media sites, had lunch at the mall and now I am viewing funny videos on the internet. There you go, that's a show. Well not quite, but close. Here are some more of those classic moments on the show like the The Airport, Soup Nazi, Marine Biologist, The Big Salad as well as some hilarious behind the scene bloopers. Kramer is just one crazy dude.
Here is The Onion News Network reporting more on the war for the White House. Republican Presidential candidate John McCain voes to cut government spending with simple cutbacks. First he would get rid of his personal secret service because as a decorated war hero he can defend himself from whack-jobs. He would also replace the White House security system with his own personal traps that he would build and set himself. In a separate story they get to the bottom of what are really the most important issues for the voters in the 2008 Presidential election.
There is just something about pets that make us happy. I know it is the unconditional love that they give us but it seems like it is so much more. They just bring joy to everyone, even complete strangers. I personally love dogs. They are just so fun and happy-go-lucky stupid. My goddog, yes I am a dogfather, used to run into walls at full speed whenever you would throw him a ball. He could never get enough of playing fetch and sometimes he would get going so fast he could not stop on the floor and slide right into things or turn and take off at full speed not knowing there is a wall or a couch or something right behind him. No matter how many times he would do it, he would make me laugh. Here is a hilarious clip of a cute little dog going crazy for the interactive soccer ball on the Reactrix interactive floor display. I am also including a video of some really funny dog video clips and pictures because they bring such a big smile to my face and I hope you enjoy them too.
Apparently everyone who is anyone is on Facebook. Any when you find God and Facebook and become digital friends with him you can pretty much do anything you want, like sit around and drink Guinness all day. And did you know that God attends Chico State. Ok, so I have to admit I have a Facebook account and no unfortunately I have not found God on Facebook yet. When I first opened my account I was just as addicted as the next person, which thankfully I have gotten over and hardly use the site anymore, but even at the height of my addiction I never understood why you would want to poke someone. I guess God would be the exception to this rule. How could you resist not poking God? Enjoy this video on the powers of being digital friends with God on Facebook and the second video on the addictions of Facebook and going to Facebook Addicts Anonymous to help get over your problems.
Well the Olympics start today and I am not sure what will be the exciting events to watch and what will just be too boring to even care to check the results. I think that will be interesting here in the United States as to if we really care about watching when the results will be over 8 hours old. Oh, back to the title. No there is not a new event at the Olympics this year but there is a funny spoof of one new event on the internet right now called the blowjob event. Now it is a comedy and it is showing on youtube so you will not see actual blowjobs in this video but there is a whole press conference about how the press and the athletes would handle an event like this. I found it to be hilarious and I hope you do too.
Ask any guy who they think is the hottest female athlete and they could probably rattle off 15 names before even taking a breath. But ask a woman who she thinks is the hottest female athlete and the answers are usually much more catty like, ew you are disgusting, or they are athletes and they should be taken more seriously and not judged for how hot they look. What they fail to understand is we are not asking our women to sleep with them (although that would be awesome) but we just want your opinion. It is not that big of a deal. That is why I found this next video so awesome. It is some chick from hotsportstalk and she gives her opinion of who she thinks are the 10 hottest female athletes today. This is not your traditional list but it would be very hard to argue which women you would take off as they are all gorgeous.
When I was in college we always had two debates going. Do you shave your nuts and was gold bond the best product for sweaty balls? The debates always came down to if there was any female input to help your argument. I personally have always found that women appreciate when everything is nice and trim down there. And if guys are having any doubts, it also makes you look a little bigger. If you need any further proof check out this video of two guys from thirstfortruth heading out and asking random women if they appreciate manscaping.
Paris Hilton still thinks she is important. I think that is funnier than the actual joke that her video on funny or die is trying to portray. She is just another spoiled rich brat who made herself more famous by releasing I mean trying to cover up her celebrity sex tape. I am so glad her grandfather, the one with all the money, cut most of her inheritance out of his will because he was fed up with her shenanigans. She should still be sitting in jail but we all know that if you are going to get arrested you might want to do it in her neighborhood because no one stays in jail there. Anyway I guess she is not happy with the candidates for the President in the 2008 election so here is her ad for The Paris Hilton Presidential Campaign. Paid for by Funny Or Die.
Our search for the best breasts in Hollywood continues. We have already explored Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs here and now we are on to Halle Berry. The great thing about Halle is she has an amazing body and is not afraid to flaunt it. Her scenes in Monsters Ball and Swordfish have contributed to many lonely night fantasies of most men. Well tell us what you think. Does she have the best breasts in Hollywood? Before we make our final decision, we will explore Eva Mendes boob's next and compare them to the others.
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