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Let me see if I can explain what is going on here.  There are a bunch of hot young girls in bikinis lying in a row on their backs.  They appear to be all oiled up and the object of the game is to see how far a man (who is also covered in goo) can slide accross their glistening bodies.  I know we have Howie Mandel and the Deal or No Deal girls where contestants can win a lot of money but how much more awesome would Deal or No Deal be if it was played this way instead.

Bruce Lee was, and in many instances still is, a god in the martial arts world.  All the stories you hear about him make it out that he fought out of necessity and not because he wanted to.  Lets face it, he was considered by many to be a movie actor and everyone wanted a piece of him to say they could beat him down.  The problem was, no one could. 

Because of this bulls-eye on his back (metaphorically) there are rumors that many of the fights in his movies are real.  Real or staged, Bruce Lee would always whoop some a**.  Just check out this compilation video below.  This tribute has film and unseen footage of Bruce Lee breaking a brick to pictures of him caving in a re-enforced builders helmet with his fist.  The best part about Bruce is that he always wanted to teach others what he knew and many times would give lessons to the very same people he just finished beating up.

Before you get your hopes up, Megan Fox is not in this version. (I just wanted to use that thumbnail because it looks better than anything I can take from the movie below)  Instead this is a pretty good rip off of the mac vs. pc commercials.  I think it would have been a whole lot funnier if at the end the PC when to a blue screen instead of a red screen but I think all mac lovers and computer geeks will still love this spoof.

If you only saw the ball drop on New Year's Eve, you missed out. This motorcycle jump is one of the most unbelievable feats I've seen in a long time.

Watch Robbie Maddison nail his motorcyle jump on top of a 96-foot replica of the Arc de Triomphe.  And then jump back down !!!

A big hit for presents this holiday season was some version of Guitar Hero.  Guitar Hero World Tour even comes with a drum set so you can have your own band.  If anyone is thinking of setting up a band, I recommend trying to get this chick to be one of your guitarists.  She might not look like she can rock but she definitely rocks that thong bikini.

Ok, so how many of you watch HBO's series "The Cathouse"?  You can admit it.  There is no reason to be ashmed.  Now how many of you, while watching The Cathouse has ever thought what the show would be like if all of the cast were famous cartoon characters.  If any of you admit to that, then you need to seek help.  We have known all along that the writers over at collegehumor are sick and it was only a matter of time before they came up with the concept of cartoon prostitution.  According to them, the best thing about about cartoon prostitutes is that they only accept fake money.  Also they are really thin.  I never realized how much Dennis Hoff really looks like Elmer Fudd.

Phoebe Cates was a sex symbol in the 1980's.  In her first ever movie, Paradise which is the second movie below, she bared all.  Probably her most famous scene was in her sexy red bikini in the cult classic Fast Times at Ridgemont High, the first clip below.  Any guy who has seen this movie has probably pulled a Brad while watch

Funnyordie.com has a video of Jessica Biel as a naughty christmas elf.   While it's not exactly the funniest thing you'll ever see, it is Jessica Biel wearing skimpy tight clothing ... do you need any more information ?
I can't wait till her new stripper movie, Powder blue comes out.

I love watching videos of Rube Goldberg machines.  Sure they are geeky and you have to question the ample amount of free time that these people have to put something like this together but in the end it is still pretty amazing to watch.  Check out this video of a Rube Goldberg machine that actually takes more than 20 minutest to complete from beginning to end.

Well, we have finally made it to the end of the year and Santa has made his list and he is checking it twice.  Soon enough you will find out if you were naughty or nice.  Finding presents for people is not always that easy, whether it be for a distant relative or a co-worker.  Over the course of the year, but mostly during holiday season, you are bound to get a gift that you do not want or will never use.  The trick is being able to pass that gift off to someone else without getting caught as being a cheap bastard.  Here is a good quick step by step guide to how to get rid of that unwanted gift

Jo Garcia is a hot chick that loves to play video games.  That is why Playboy made her a playmate and gave her a show called The Gamer Next Door.  In this guide, Jo tells us what she would like for the holidays.  Some of the stuff is pretty cool, like the Flip Mino and a video game for the nintendo wii, called Raymon Raving Rabbids TV Party game, that she likes to play with her butt.  She also likes all the new hot touch screen mobile phones from the iPhone 3G (AT&T) to the Blackberry Storm (Verizon) to the Google Phone (T-Mobile).  One thing that I think is pretty cool that she recommends is The Dash Luggage.  Good luggage is something that we all seem to neglect.  She has a pretty long list the covers a lot of areas, so you might as well check it out.  Oh and did I mention that she is lying on a bed talking to you in her lingerie. You can catch more of Jo and The Gamer Next Door at www.playboy.com

We are getting towards the end of the football season.  Now is the time of year when the contenders step up to become champions and pretenders get knocked out, down from their "this could be our year" beliefs.  The play on the field usually gets much better as well.  In the last few weeks we have seen some amazing touchdown catches that you just have to see to believe. 

This is one of the funniest spoofs on the hardships of the economy and the recent collapse of wall street. It also reminded me of my childhood and all the fun boardgames I used to play. Actually playing Monopoly back then is a lot like what is going on in the world right now. I am the youngest of all of my cousins and when we all used to play together, lets just say the games were not all that "fair". First of all I was stuck with the stupid iron all the time, I hate that damn iron. Then when I would start to take the lead and make a little money, they would just steal it from me.

I am sure at one time or another we have all tried out Mario Kart on one of the Nintendo platforms. We probably have all seen plenty of Mario Kart remakes as well, and while they all look stupid and make us laugh none of them really portray the game in the same way. That is until I saw this video. This is taken to a whole different level and it could not be very easy to recreate but it is awesome to watch.

This gun is insane.  The auto assult 12 was designed for military use by Jerry Baber and can deliver 300 rounds per minute.  After watching this video and seeing what this weapon can do, it scares me to think of it falling into the wrong hands.  If the men and women of my armed services are using this killing machine to wipe out those that want to destroy me then I would feel a little safer.  But lets be honest here, how long d