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American Bailout Crisis: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

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All we hear about on the news nowadays is what are we going to do with the government bailout.  First it was what to do with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, then it was AIG and Lehman, and now it is the auto industry or as they like to say on CNBC, "Detroit".  The American economy is seeing some of its toughest times since the Great Depression and maybe we should just stop this great American tradition discussed in the debate below.  Is it true that they say "You have to throw money in a hole and set it on fire to make money?"  Listen to all sides in the video and then you can decide.

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Kylina Love - More Sexy Videos Of This Hot Webcam Girl

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I think the saying goes, "ask and ye shall receive".  Well, it seems you guys are on top of your hot erotic webcam girl game because last week, I posted about how there was another Kylina Love video that you guys should check out.  You know the one that I told you about where she uses the floor lamp as a stripper pole.  Leave it to you guys to find it.  It is called Kylina's Pink Panther video and I assume that is because she is wearing an all pink outfit, not because she is wearing a pink panther costume (although I think that would be kind of hot in a weird sort of way).  Guess what.  Thanks to Nate H's help, the videos dont stop there.  He also sent me links to two other videos of Kylina which I am including in the post below.  If anyone has anymore videos of her, please send them to us here

For those of you that missed Kylina Love's Sexy Dance with both videos we posted last week, you can see them here.

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Did You Know - Updated Amazing Worldwide Facts

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For the last few years there has been an email going around with this video link attached.  Each year a new updated version of the facts surfaces and then that one gets emailed out.  I get so many email forwards a day that it is hard to keep track of all of them but this one got me thinking.  Many of the facts that are mentioned are mind boggling like, there are 1,125,000,000 overweight people in the world and 900,000,000 other people that are starving many dieing from starvation.  There are other facts that are just funny to me like, 23% of photocopier concerns are due to people that sit on the device and try to photocopy their bottoms.  And some of the facts are just sad like, British people throw away about 1/3 of the food that they buy and that this amount can feed the whole African continent. 

The part that really got me thinking the most though was how many of these facts are really true and how many are just put up there for shock value with no real validity to them?  I am sure there are many people that will watch these two videos below and just be in shock and awe at some of the things they might learn.  My favorite quote, I think it was from one of the Simpson's episodes, is "I read it on the internet so it must be true".  I think of that every time I see videos like these or other forwarded emails that I get and I dont want to take the time to do my own research to see if things really are what they say they are.

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And The Award For The World's Most Beautiful Butt Goes To

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There are so many bad reality shows that have some even worse judging on TV these days.  How can we not get competitions like this on television?  I will volunteer to judge.  If we have to be on the boob tube after 11pm, then so be it.  I am sure you all have plenty of suggestions as to what the competition can consist of.  Not that I am disagreeing with the results that underwear designer Sloggi came up with.  They picked one male winner and one female winner and while I have nothing to say about the guy that won, the winner of the best female bottom was a 20 year old model from Brazil named Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak.  The judge said that the winner's "bum" needed to be very firm, have a nice structure of the skin, be round, plump, full looking, and well proportioned with the rest of the body.  I know all of you agree with this criteria, but how many of you would say it with such passion and emotion with your hands as Kristina Karembeu would?  And yes Kristina is a female judge.  Each winner got 15K euros, a Sloggi modeling contract and insurance to protect their most presious ass-et.

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Worlds Smallest Artwork - Art In The Eye Of A Needle

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OMG.  Are you freaking kidding me?  How can you possibly do this and more importantly who would have thought that it was worth this much money ( million)?  I think I need to go to get my eyes checked so that I can start working on micro artwork.  The funniest part of the video is when he says he did not know where Alice in Wonderland went and he thought he inhaled her.  You really need to see this ABC special on Willard Wigan, a genius who creates detailed micro-sculptures that fit on the head of a pin or inside the eye of a needle.

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New Star Trek Movie Trailer Bootlegged

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If you caught the latest Bond movie, Quantum Of Solace, you got a nice handful, James Bond, explosions, gadgets, fast cars,  Olga Kurylenko and oh yes .. the new Star Trek movie trailer.  Bootlegged on youtube for your viewing pleasure.

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UFC 91 Music Video Featuring 50 Cent

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50-cent50 cent and the UFC have teamed up for tomorrow night’s UFC 91. 50’s new song “Get Up” will be featured at UFC 91.  The two have put together a music video featuring promotional clips for the upcoming UFC 91.  Check out the music video:

 


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Kylina Love's Sexy Dance

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This is one damn fine woman who looks amazing in a pair of jeans.  Kylina performs a sexy dance for the webcam to a banging Cutty Ranks song. In the second video she is dancing to a 50 Cent song. There is a 3rd video of Kylina on the web but I can not seem to find it anywhere (it seems her webpage is down as well) but I do recommend it because she uses the standing floor lamp as a stripper pole. If any one has a copy that I can embed please let me know.

We found them. After you check out the videos below if you want more Kylina check out our next post Kylina Love - More Sexy Videos Of This Hot Webcam Girl.

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Is Olivia Munn Hotter As Princess Leia Or Wonder Woman?

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G4tv Attack of the Show has found another way to exploit the beauty and sexuality of Olivia Munn.  This time they have turned her into the superhero Wonder Woman.  Apparently there is even a plot to this feature that tries to explain how fighting crime is not easy.  Olivia Munn seems like a fun and cool chick, but lets be honest.  If she never said another word but just danced around in her Wonder Woman costume or any of her other wetdream come true outfits, would anyone complain?  I am not sure if I like her better as Wonder Woman or Princess Leia.  I am posting two videos below, one of Olivia Munn as Wonder Woman and one of Olivia Munn dress in the Princess Leia gold bikini outfit.  Which one do you guys like better and why?

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An Awesome Bruce Lee Compilation Video

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Bruce Lee was, and in many instances still is, a god in the martial arts world.  All the stories you hear about him make it out that he fought out of necessity and not because he wanted to.  Lets face it, he was considered by many to be a movie actor and everyone wanted a piece of him to say they could beat him down.  The problem was, no one could.  Because of this bulls-eye on his back (metaphorically) there are rumors that many of the fights in his movies are real.  Real or staged, Bruce Lee would always whoop some a**.  Just check out this compilation video below.  This tribute has film and unseen footage of Bruce Lee breaking a brick to pictures of him caving in a re-enforced builders helmet with his fist.  The best part about Bruce is that he always wanted to teach others what he knew and many times would give lessons to the very same people he just finished beating up.

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Foundry Cams- Mia Ciara Strips Off Her Electrical Tape Dress

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This is not Mia's first time on Mannpill.  We have featured her as a school girl, as a fire chief, and as the perfect webcam host.  In this video below it seems that Mia was all wrapped up in black tape and flesh colored panties.  I know it is hard to tell, and I had to do a double take but, yes she is wearing panties.  Well, in the video Mia proceeds to unwrap the tape off of herself like a super sexy mummy.  A little while back we did a post on the top 10 uses of duct tape, and after watching this movie I think we could update that list to include performing a sexy strip tease.  Mia does a great job at trying to convince you that it should be on the list, but what do you guys think?

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Obama Might Be Able To Bring Us All Together But He Will Never Be Able To Make Us Laugh Like Bush

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Say what you want about the last 8 years.  George Bush definitely F'ed up.  He was, or should I say is, an idiot.  We even coined a phrase after him, called Bushisms.  Now that his days are numbered in the White House, he will be looking for a new job like many American's that have become unemployed during his tenure in office.  The other day I watched a skit on FrankTV that tackled this issue and suggested that when Bush is finally done he can become a stand-up comedian.  After watching some of these videos below it will be hard to argue against that.  It would be a very funny career path that I hope he does take.  The best part about George Dubya's humor is that it never looks like he is trying to be funny.  That is either the sign of a genius or more likely a complete f*cking moron.  You decide and let us know.

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CamWithHer- Gisele Shows You How Many Licks It Takes

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camwithher gisele lick lollipop lingerieIt seems that the last CWH Gisele video that we put up was taken down and you guys are not happy about it.  I don't blame you as I would not be happy about it either.  To make it up to you, I am adding a new CamWithHer Gisele video where she sucks on a lollipop and humps her bed. 

Unfortunately she does not have any wardrobe malfunctions in this video but she does get pretty raunchy with the lollipop towards the end.  I know this is asking a lot being there is a half naked woman slurping down a lollipop throughout the video, but how many of you notice the Marilyn Monroe poster in the background?  How awesome would it be to see a video of Marilyn grinding away on the bed in her lingerie like Gisele does in this clip?  And for any of you that are wondering, the song is Lil' Kim "How Many Licks" and you can pick it up on itunes here.
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The Search For The Perfect Booty

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search for the perfect booty theory of bootytivityThe Gravy (Gary Anthony Williams) is on a quest to find what he believes to be the perfect booty.  He is talking about the universally perfect booty.  The kind that if you shot it into a capsule into outer space, 300 years from now aliens would be looking at it going "DAMN, that's some nice booty".  This video is good for both men and women because I don't think that we agree on what the butt should really look like.  While most guys might disagree on how much shape there should be, proportionately from body to booty, most women feel that stick figures are hot.  Sorry ladies but it is disgusting when you cant tell where your back ends and your legs start.  The booty is a whole entity onto itself.  I think the best way for me to describe it is, "There needs to be some junk in da trunk"!  The part that I think is the funniest about this video is how Gravy walks around with his templates (card board cut outs) that he uses to size up the women from the small of their back to the ka-pow and sha-bam.  Walking down the street asking random women how their booty shapes up to his template takes some big brass balls, but it is hilarious to watch.  I wish they made a blooper reel of some of the women that might have flipped out when being asked this.  It is kind of hot when he gets all the women to say in their native language "The booty is everything"
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What If The Matrix Ran On Windows ?

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What if The Matrix ran on everyone's favorite, ultra secure, ultra stable, ultra reliable operating system ran on Microsoft Windows ?  The thought that anything "critical" runs on Windows really scares me to death.  Too bad that accounts for 95% of the business world.  Check out this really funny high quality clip.


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I Got Drunk And Made Out With A Dude

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Written by silky j   
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This might be the funniest song parody that I ever heard.  James Blunt was not quite a one hit wonder but he was close.  His song You're Beautiful was one of those songs that when you heard it the first time you thought it was not bad, but when you heard it on every radio station all the time it got very annoying quickly.  It was just too sappy and cheesy but I guess that is what sells.  The parody of the song reminded me of a Spring Break story that we never let one of my friends live down.  Here is just one verse from the James Blunt knockoff:



Yeah, she had one lazy eye
But I couldn't tell in that light.
You should have seen the look on my face
When we got home that night.
And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?"
But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.

The rest of the lyrics are at the end of the video if you want to sing along.



James Blunt Parody - She Was Beautiful...I Swear



This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers.

This is freakin' brilliant.
The embarrassment I endure
I thought I saw an angel
I was completely sure
She smiled at me on the subway
Turned out she was a man
I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her
After 8 black and tans

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bump right here
I shouldn't've drank so much beer.

Yeah, she had one lazy eye
But I couldn't tell in that light.
You should have seen the look on my face
When we got home that night.
And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?"
But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bulge right here.
Why did I drink so much beer?

No no no no no,
No no no no no no,
No no no no no no!

But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful
You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear.
I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces
As they watched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh.
But it's time to face the truth
I got drunk and made out with a dude.

James Blunt You're Beautiful





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